I love Ellen DeGeneres. And in the monologue for her October 13 show, the lovable comic and talk show host talked about getting a manicure, and how overwhelmed she was by the choice of colors. She called out OPI shades, including I Only Drink Champagne, I’m Not Really a Waitress, and My Chiuhuahua Bites!, and then recited a poem she’d written using OPI Lacquer names. Very funny. Very clever. Very OPI. 
Ellen’s Ode to OPI
Roses are Pretty & Privileged
Violets are Escape to Bahama
Blue is Got a Date To-Knight
Perfect for my mama.
The grass is Uncommitted
The sun is Goldilocks Rocks!
My toes are Clubbing Til Sunrise
Though I go to bed at eight o’clock.
The moon is All Lacquered Up
The stars are Tickle My France-y
Now that you’ve learned all these colors
It’s time for me to dance-y!
Watch all the fun here!
Ellen photo courtesy of ellenwarnerbros.com